It's been 6 months since I've been here last. Time means nothing nowadays. Someone asked me about this blog and it gave me pause. I never liked a cliffhanger and so here I am wrapping it up.
When I started this blog in April 2012, it was to be an outlet for me to vent about the impossibilities of motherhood and to track (in real-time) the things that my children were doing, saying, and thinking. It was my way of capturing their childhood in a perspective that photographs just couldn't.
I would tell funny stories and recount our days together. But the truth is, those days are behind me. I haven't written because there is nothing to write about. "Today, I worked 10 hours, and the children popped in for a moment before they went off with their friends." There is no fun in that.
The things I long to say, the stories I'd like to tell - I can't. They are their own people now and deserving of their privacy.
My oldest daughter is 17. She will be graduating from high school in 9 months. This was supposed to be a joyful time but the darkness of the pandemic and the things that have happened have permeated everything. It's like a phantom that haunts my house. Invisible but always present.
My 15-year-old is blossoming into a young woman. She has big dreams and wants to travel the world. I couldn't have asked for a sweeter child.
My identity used to be as a mother. My days were centered around the children and I truly tried my best to always be there for them. I enjoyed watching them grow up. I was present. It was a beautiful time in my life.
I am still a mother and will always be, but they need me differently now. It is not my sole identity now. I am not a mother of young children. I am the mother of teenagers on the verge of adulthood. I am finally myself again.
For years I fantasized about having my time back, about being able to do what I want to do. Here it is. I have all the time in the world. I clean my house and it stays clean. I do what I want to do and not worry about what the children need every minute of every day.
I've been able to pursue my own ambitions. I started my own business and it's gone incredibly well. I am so very blessed. I work 10 hours a day, 6 days a week. I don't mind it at all. I enjoy what I'm doing. It helps take my mind off of the horrors of the past 18 months.
I have grief like you could not imagine. One would think, that me of all people, would handle the losses just fine. After all, I've spent my entire life grieving the things that would never be.... But the pandemic and the things that have ensued have stung so bad and been so difficult that I'm not sure I will ever get to the other side of my grief. Over time, I hope that I can accept it. I'm working on it.
That being said, I am excited for the future. It is bright. I am young, only 37 and I feel like doors are opening up all around me. My husband and I are making big plans and are happy that the chaos of raising up young children is behind us. It is how it should be.
My views on motherhood have changed through the years. There were times when I felt it was nothing but joy and times where it has been impossible. I never felt like I was terribly good at it but I gave it a college try. Right now, I think that motherhood is cruel. I've heard it described as the longest breakup ever. How true that is.
You grow a human being inside of you, nurture them, love them, snuggle them, read to them, teach them to do everything, cook thousands of meals, make sure they have everything they need, watch them struggle, and give advice.....they are the center of your universe. Then you watch them start to walk away from you as they start to forge lives of their own. It is how it should be, but it doesn't make it any less difficult or lessen the sting.
I don't know what the future holds, but I am excited to see the girls grow into adults. I am ready for my next chapter as I rediscover who I am and make up for the past 17 years of lack-of-alone-time with my husband. And in the end, I realized maybe I am too hard on myself and I don't deserve the bad mom award after all.
It's nearly April. I'm not exactly sure where the time went. It's been busy. I've been working a lot. It's good. Working is the only thing that makes sense to me right now. It is a very linear thing. Wake up in the morning, go to the computer, and complete tasks. I am in control of it and it fills my time. A therapist said to me that sometimes people who work all the time are avoiding something. To which I responded, "You mean my existential dread and the loss of my purpose as a mother now that my kids are older? Well, no shit, Sherlock! Except, I didn't say "No shit, Sherlock!"
There is some sense of normalcy right now. The children are back in school, they are both working, activities have resumed but things are not really normal at all. My youngest participated in the school pageant this past weekend. It was supposed to be in February but it was postponed because 1/2 of the girls were quarantined. She was so disappointed when they canceled it, we didn't hold out hope that it would happen at all, but it did.
We went out and did all the things- purchased a dress, got her a spray tan, dyed her hair. It reminded me of the years passed with her older sister, who has participated the last 2 years. She wasn't in it this year, life has been challenging for her with the pandemic, but she did get to film it as part of the media crew so it was nice to have them both there.
We walked into the auditorium and tried to find some open seats, many of the rows were taped off for social distancing. It was really strange. This was a place that I'd been so many times and I was surrounded by people that I knew. Parents of the children that my kids have grown up with, but I felt like a stranger. The auditorium should have been filled with students, but it wasn't. I felt like I was in a fever dream, sitting there in the dark, waiting for it to start. If it were six months ago, I may have felt sad, but there is no purpose to feeling sad.
Then the lights came on and there was my girl, in cowboy boots and a fringe dress, dancing her heart out. I was so happy to see her on stage. Later, she came out in her formal dress and she looked so beautiful. Her hair was curled and her makeup was flawless. My heart burst. She won second runner up for her grade level and she was beaming as she walked to the front to retrieve her trophy and flowers. It was a beautiful moment. I was proud of her. She is growing up.
Life is different now. Sometimes I ask myself, where are my children? My girls are young women now. I used to be able to look at them and see them as babies, as little girls, but not anymore. Only when I close my eyes, only in my memories. I love my teenagers, but no one tells you how much you miss your kids. The world is calling out to them and you just want them to stay a little bit longer, the hugs to last just a moment more. No one tells you about the sting of having an empty lap.
Motherhood is like a long goodbye as you prepare to send them off into the world. You can feel it when you pack away the onesies for the last time, and when you take the training wheels off, and replace the board books with novels, when you put them down for the last time and never pick them back up, when you go bra shopping for the first time, the first boyfriend, and all the lasts......
There is a silver lining though, a sense of freedom now that I don't think I've ever had in my whole life. It's neat to watch them grow and turn into real people. It's hard to watch them struggle as they navigate this life.
I don't even know what I'm trying to say. I don't even know if I'll keep doing this blog anymore. I've become quite boring and it was about being a mom. But I only see my kids for half an hour a day so it's not really my vibe anymore. Maybe Bad Menopause Award, Bad Boss Bitch Award, Bad Middle-Aged Empty Nester Award?
I have a few years to figure it out I guess. I'm not proofreading this. I'm damn tired.
Christmas has come and gone, as it does. It was a fine Christmas. My oldest worked on Christmas Eve so we stayed up late for her to watch a Christmas Story by the fire. They headed to bed around 11 and we played Santa. My husband was not helping me stuff stockings and I was annoyed. "This is your show. Just tell me what to do and I'll do it." So I did, and he did.
The kids were up around 8 and we were still in bed, which is unusual for us. They unwrapped their gifts and were teenagers about it. Not too excited, just very chill. Except when my oldest opened a box. "Whoa! $700?!?!?!"
"No, it says $100. I should have used a different font." Disappointment.
We had breakfast and did a puzzle. We had my brother for dinner. It was very low-key which was perfect. I enjoy spending time with my brother. He is my OG brother. Growing up, I kind of felt like it was the two of us against the world. We are very close and I just adore him. It was a different kind of Christmas. Not because of covid. Just because the kids are older. It's not the same. It's not so much of a production anymore. It's not bad, just different.
Now, we look forward to New Years. I always enjoyed New Years. I love reflecting on the past year and making plans for the years to come. This year is different. I am ready to close the book. I do not want to reflect back. It's too painful.
Sometimes, I think, I can imagine what life could have been. I see myself, sitting in the bleachers, cheering for my daughter as she soars over the pole vault bar. I imagine myself downtown with my oldest, taking pictures of her in her prom dress. I imagine accepting potluck dishes at the band banquets and hugging my mom-friends. I imagine my youngest, walking out to the field in her class tee-shirt to celebrate the last day of eighth grade with the friends she has grown up with, one of the last celebrations of childhood before high school. I image the sun shining on my face as I walk through Athens. I imagine unpacking my daughter's dorm room and hugging her goodbye. I imagine going to Greenville for her recital and watching her on stage, playing her flute so sweetly. I imagine us being happy.
But these are just glimpses of things that cannot be. Fantasizes of a life that I wanted to live. I am grateful for so many things. My life, our health, and the fact that we've been employed through this pandemic. But our lives have been altered forever. We can never go back to BEFORE. That is hard, but that is life. I think I will mourn this time for my children forever. As time passes, it will get easier, the sting will be a little less but I will never be able to look back on this time in our lives fondly, which makes me a little sad.
But 2021 will be here. It is something new. I have no expectations this New Year. Maybe I'll travel, maybe I won't. Maybe I'll be happy, maybe I won't. Maybe the world will implode, maybe it won't. It doesn't matter anymore, really. Things will just happen the way they are supposed to and I will just keep on living and being like, "Wow. This is happening." This is my vibe from 2021 forward:
So, the long story short- Fuck this year. 2020 can suck a bag of dicks.
There is not much to report at my house. Christmas is coming. as it has always done. Again, with the children nearly grown it is anti-climatic. They will be working a lot this week. As it should be. I never understood the concept of being young and having fun. I think you should work hard when you are young and have the energy. Then have fun when you are older and have wisdom. I always just worked, worked, worked and went to school and was better off for it. Retail workers and food workers are stretched at the holidays...so be kind when you are out and about this week. You could be dealing with someone's child behind the register. :)
I do have a Christmas tale. One that involves the Kama Sutra. I just remembered it this week and it had me in stitches, just thinking about it. Let's go back 19 years. Okay, also, ewwwww. That makes me feel old.
It was December 20th, 2001. My boyfriend (it's weird to call him that) had been granted leave for Christmas. I hadn't seen him since August. I was getting so impatient. He was in AIT in South Carolina at the time. It's so strange that we wound up making South Carolina home.....
So he was taking a bus home with his roommate who was from Philadelphia. He was supposed to get home late on the 20th.
He called me that evening with bad news. They were in Washington DC and they had missed the last bus for the night. I was beside myself. It meant just another day without him, but it had already seemed like an eternity. I cried. I just wanted him to get home. He said he was going to call his parents and let them know.
His dad was like, "I'll come to Washington DC right now to get you." God Bless that man. I do miss him. It was a little under a 3 hour trip but he just dropped everything to go retrieve his son. Parents are the best. I spoke with him again, while he sat in the bus station waiting. He wouldn't be getting in until the middle of the night, but he said he would pick me up for school in the morning. My heart was encouraged again.
I barely slept that night, but I woke up early that morning to get ready. I put on this form-fitting navy blue 3/4 sleeve collared top, the skimpiest little paid mini-skirt, and my tan Candies platform mules. I didn't care that it was 20 degrees outside December in New Jersey. I was young, I was feelin' myself, I wanted to look smokin' for my man. Besides, you know what they say, a hoe never gets cold.
Oh, to be young again. I don't really miss at all. But I do wish I could get my hormones back. My ovaries used to be like Cardi B.
Now they are like Mimi from The Drew Carey Show.
She's like, "You haven't even had a baby in 15 years. I can't believe we're still doing this shit." and I'm like, "Girl, can you give me 15 more years because I'm not ready to grow hair on my chin and feel like someone lit me on fire." In 10 years, I'm changing this blog to Bad Menopause Award Blog.
Anyway, the point is - I was young, I was cute, I didn't have that weird mom-pouch apron belly thing going on, I had smooth skin and I was wearing a little mini-skirt cause I was going to see my mans for the first time in 4 months.
He called me and told me he was on the way. I stood at my living room window and waited. The minutes seemed like hours. My heartbeat out of my chest. I was insanely nervous. Then I saw, the white Saturn station wagon turn onto Mistletoe Lane. How poetic is that?
He pulled up in front of the house and stepped out of the car. I saw him for the first time in months. He did not look the same. I remember every detail about him. He was wearing wide-leg khakis and a long-sleeved navy blue shirt from the gap. He was at least 30 pounds lighter. His head was bald and he was wearing his glasses. He NEVER wore his glasses. I guess he was too cool to "see" in high school. LOL.
I ripped out of the house and ran to him. I threw my arms around him and gave him the biggest kiss. It was freezing cold outside but he was warm. There were middle schoolers walking to their bus stop, who gawked at us. I didn't care. He was home. I didn't want to let go of him. I just stood there with him, the frigid air stinging my legs because I had to wear that damn mini-skirt.
We got into the car and we just talked. He was different. He left as a boy and now he really was a man. So much had happened between when he had left and now - he had thrown a grenade, 09/11 had happened, he was a solider now...not just my little high school boyfriend. There was a seriousness about him that was new and fascinated me. I just wanted to kiss his neck.
We went to Wawa to grab breakfast. I had a Kozy Shack rice pudding and a coke from the fountain. I'm going to repeat that- for BREAKFAST, I had a rice pudding and a Coca-Cola. That was a normal day. If I had that for breakfast now, I would feel like garbage for 2 weeks. My kids eat like that and it drives me CRAZY. I'm can't believe I breastfed these kids for two years to watch them have vanilla lattes and Gushers for breakfast. They say you get it back 3 times. 🙄
He dropped me off at school and said he'd be in the rotunda to pick me up after. It was the last day of school before Christmas break. I FLOATED into school that day. I was so happy.
It was a good day. There were no assignments. Just movies and candy canes. The school day before Christmas break is a time-honored tradition for kids and it was good that year. We did a secret Santa for the literary magazine staff. I don't remember what I purchased, but I do remember the gift I received,
It was a smallish group and the girl who got me was an acquaintance. We were friendly, but not friends. We didn't hang out outside of school or talk about deep things. To be fair, I really never hung out with anyone. She handed me my gift with a smile. "I got you." It was obviously a book of some kind. I opened it up and......
It was The Complete Illustrated Kama Sutra, But it wasn't just a book. It was BIG. It was like a coffee table book. If I walked into someone's house and they had the Kama Sutra on the coffee table, I would question it. I'd be like, I think you invited us here for more than wine and Trivial Pursuit....Even the picture of the front cover was racy. The teacher just laughed and laughed. I didn't know what to say. "Thanks...." She explained further, "I came across it and I immediately thought of you."
At the time I wasn't insulted but now I'm like, Why the fuck did the Kama Sutra remind you of me? I was just a 17-year-old girl. I was new to the game. I feel like the Kama Sutra is not for people that are new to the game. It's for people that have been in the game for a while. Like, Sting, for instance.
I flipped through it. WHOA. It was....completely illustrated. I wondered things like, How does one hold that position? and How can he do that while wearing a hat? So here I am, in school, in possession of a LARGE book that does not fit in my bookbag, that is full of pornographic images. Great.
After that class, I clutched the book to my chest (the back only had text, thankfully) and went straight to my locker and put it in there. Thankfully it was softcover, so it fit. When I left school that afternoon, I walked out with it clutched to my chest again as I left the school so no one would see what it was.
My boyfriend was waiting in the rotunda. I got in the passenger's seat and leaned over to give him a kiss. "What's this he asked?" Motioning to the book. "A Christmas gift." He was intrigued. I flipped through the pages. "Wow." That's all he said. "Can I keep it at your house?" I asked.
"No," he replied. "If my parents find this, I am going to be grounded FOREVER."
Could you imagine finding the COMPLETE ILLUSTRATED Kama Sutra in your 17 year old's room? I don't even know what I would do. Probably vomit and back away really slowly.
When I got home, I buried it in the top shelf of my closet under a bunch of crap so it wouldn't see the light of day.
I did keep it though, even though I never really read it. It held some strange sentimental value for me. It actually moved with us many times. I didn't part with it until we moved to South Carolina. My oldest was two and I didn't want it in the house with the children. It just didn't seem right.
I only remember a handful of gifts I received in my lifetime, but one gift that I will never forget is the gift of the Complete Illustrated Kama Sutra. Memories.
I am wishing you and your family a wonderful, beautiful Christmas, and may the new year be better than the last. Like, it has to be, right?
Christmas will be here in less than 2 weeks. Our house is adorned with lights. The tree is trimmed and there is garland all through the house. The gifts have been purchased and wrapped, my cards have been sent -all the things are happening, but something is not quite right. It has been 5 years since any of my children believed in Santa Claus. That's half of a decade. The magic of the holidays with little ones seems long gone now.
I thought that the Christmas season would elicit something in me. I'm not sure what, exactly. Joy, excitement, nostalgia? But no, there is nothing at all. I hung Christmas ornaments - ornaments my children made when they were young, things that belonged to my grandparents - and there was nothing. Just memories that exist with no emotions tied to them. Christmas music that I used to love, that reminded me of joyful times....nothing. I don't have the Christmas spirit at all.
On the flip side, I am not sad. I literally feel nothing at all. Not anger, not sadness, not joy, not nostalgic, not excitement, not bored. I don't feel positively or negatively. I don't even feel emptiness. You would think that I would feel empty, if not anything else - but there is a heaviness that accompanies emptiness. I don't have an emptiness at all.
It's such a strange feeling. Like waking up and everything else in your house is gone. You're looking around thinking, "Oh shit! Wasn't there a couch here? Pictures hanging on the wall?"
I don't even have enough emotions to miss the fact that they are gone. The only reason that I even think it's a problem is because my logical brain tells me, This is probably not normal. You are maladjusted as f*ck.
But none of this is normal. Nothing about the world is normal right now. I think that my brain has finally gone into survival mode. It's just been too much stress and anguish. My brain has disassociated from everything.
I still am who I am. I care about other people, I want the best for the world, I am not bitter. But I don't FEEL anything about it. I know I care about people in the same way that I know the sky is blue. I have core truths. That just has to be good enough for now.
Otherwise, I am well. I continue to be a full-functioning human in spite of the large amount of duress I've been under. I work all the time. Things have been busy, I have lots of projects. My house is clean. I've been prioritizing self-care. I get massages every month, I meditate, I take walks, I carve out time to relax. If you take away the fact that I am dead inside, I would get a A+ on paper.
As the new year approaches, I am looking forward to nothing. It's so strange. Your whole life you have these normal expectations and now suddenly, they are gone. I always look forward to the new year. Goal setting, fresh beginnings, upcoming events.....but not now. Thankfully, the idea of moving is something to look forward to. I need that.
I have something to sustain me for the next 3 years, and hopefully, the pandemic will be over by then? I keep telling my husband that we should just go up there and buy a plot of land. I'm that way with vacations - just buy the plane tickets - then you HAVE to go.
I've been busy looking at house plans and fantasizing about life out in the woods. I really like this one:
I don't want a big house. I just want a porch and a tin roof. I feel the mountains calling me. I am ready to leave this suburban life behind me.
I think if I was able to feel anything at all, I would feel sad about it. Nostalgic, at least. My children grew up here. I have been thinking about that a lot. This pandemic has ruined a lot of things but I am eternally grateful that my children got to have a normal childhood.
Who would have thought that going to school, having friends, and attending birthday parties would be a luxury? My children had that. They will remember that their childhood was happy and normal. I hope that is something I can carry with me as we pick up the pieces and move on.
In the meantime, I will continue to do all the things that I am supposed to do - the only things that make sense to me. Getting up in the morning, making meals, working, surrounding myself with the people I love. I'll go see the lights, and bake cookies, and do all the Christmas things, and smile. I will fake it until I make it until things are normal again.
I used to have a perfect life. Maybe not perfect, but perfect to me. I had everything I had ever dreamed of. Life was easy for me. Finally. My marriage was seasoned and we were happy. Our two daughters were happy and healthy. My husband was finishing his degree. We were getting ready for a long vacation in Europe. Our troubles were few.
I try to remember our last normal day. I wish I could have known, could have savored it. Told myself that it would be the last time that I'd have peace in a long while. I got up that morning and made a hot breakfast for my husband and youngest and sent them off for the day. I poured a cup of coffee and sat at my computer and started work. My oldest popped her head in to say goodbye. She looked beautiful. She had just gotten her license a few weeks prior and was excited to be driving herself to school. It was a relief for me. After doing morning runs for the better part of 10 years, I had the morning to myself.
She headed out, and I worked. I looked at Opera tickets in Verona. They hold an opera festival there every year in the Coliseum. There were rumblings of the virus in the news in Italy but it was so far away- 5 months that it didn't dissuade me from purchasing tickets.
That afternoon, I picked up my husband from work and we drove to West Ashley to my youngest daughter's first track meet. It was the first activity she had done since gymnastics and she was enjoying herself. She walked from the middle school to the high school with her friends every day. We sat on the bleachers and watched her compete. She looked so beautiful, in her track uniform with the sun shining on her face.
We headed home and I had a phone call with another mom about the 8th-grade picnic that we were planning to celebrate the milestone of our children completing middle school. That evening I poured a glass of wine and sat on the couch with my husband. The children were showering and finishing their homework. It was a normal day, a great day. When we woke up the next morning, there were talks of states shutting down and I made an emergency trip to the grocery store. Then, I waited.
The months that followed were difficult as events were canceled and the normalcy of living was slowly sucked out. My kids missed school, routines, people. Virtual school was difficult for them. They hated it. Some kids do well with it, but not mine. There was a quiet resentment about the who thing. I did my best to stay positive. I'd smile, plan activities, and tried to speak comfort to them. Once a day, I'd go work in the yard or walk and that's when I'd break down. I didn't want them to see me like that.
There is this tree on the old golf course in our neighborhood and I call in the crying tree because I would go and sit under it sob. Sometimes you just need a good cry to get it all out. That was at the start of the pandemic. I don't really cry at all anymore. I am cried out, there are no tears left in me.
My oldest was accepted into The Governor's School. It was her dream. She's talked about it for 3 years. About the new music building, doing homework in the courtyard by the fountain, going downtown with friends on the weekend, performing regularly. She was passionate and excited about it. Of course, they announced that they would go virtual in July. I don't know if devastated is really the word to describe it.
We tried to be positive. We re-did her entire room. Painted it, got new furniture and a new desk. We tried to connect with other students locally, which didn't work out and just made things more disappointing. They said students will be back on campus in January. "It's just a few months. We'll make the best of it." I can't even tell you how many times I've said it.
We waited with bated breath for news about the high school. They announced that there was the option to go back face-to-face five days a week starting in September and give a blended option. When I went to my daughter I said, "You can go face-to-face but they are making the parents sign a waiver that says it's not their responsibility if you die." She looked at me with the saddest eyes and said, "I'd rather die than do virtual school."
School has been different but she has thrived. She enjoys the high school, she's made new friends, been involved in new activities, and is volunteering. She starts a job this week which she is super-excited about. In spite of the masks and the social distancing, there is a sense of normalcy for her. It has been a blessing.
I think it was hard for my oldest to see her sister go back to school and she was stuck in her room, day after day. Zoom link, after zoom link. The joy slowly fading. "January will be here before you know it," I would say. But January seemed like an eternity. The waiting was the worst part.
They say that a mother can only be as happy as her saddest child. That is the truth. If you could see my heart right now, you'd see it in pieces. Held together with all the hope and faith that I have left in my tiny little body. I live in Spain but the S is silent.
At the start of October, I had a call with my daughter's guidance counselor. We spoke about things and finally, I said, "I need you to tell me the truth. I cannot keep getting my child's hope's up and have her hang on to something that isn't going to happen. They aren't going back in January, are they?"
There was a long pause at the end of the line. Surely she was debating whether or not she was going to break the rules by telling me the truth. "Please don't tell anyone, but no, they're not," she said in a voice that was similar to the way you tell someone that their loved one has died. There was a sad acceptance in her voice and it shook me to my core. "There is no guarantee she'll even go for senior year," I replied. "No, there's not," she replied.
I felt like my knees were going to buckle. I mean, I knew it in my heart of hearts, but the confirmation crushed me. I could not ask her to sit in her room, alone, day after endless day, in front of a computer. I knew I had to tell her and when I did, she didn't breakdown. She has nothing left either.
She just looked at me and said, "I have to go back to school, Just let me go back." That's what I did. I re-enrolled her in her home high school. Even with the mask and social distancing, there is a sense of normalcy that she needs. Getting up in the morning, getting dressed, learning in a classroom, interacting with her peers. She needs that. She applied for a job right away and got one earning double than what she was making at her previous job. She is slowly coming alive again.
She is in a re-building stage of life. What do you do when your dreams are dead? You bargain, you cry, you mourn and then you get new dreams. It's all any of us can do.
I've thrown myself into work. I started my own Digital Marketing Company. I have a handful of long-term contracts and do side projects. I started my own podcast. I've kept busy. Fuck this pandemic. If I'm home, I'm going to hustle and be a badass bitch.
We are still in very dark days. This is not over. One day this will all be a painful memory. The lessons learned will change us irreparably and shape who we are. It will make us stronger. We will hunker down, we will pray and we will try to have some semblance of normalcy. I am grateful to be alive. I am grateful to have the option for my children to be in school. I am grateful for the roof over my head and the food in my mouth. I am grateful for my husband. I am grateful for my faith.
I pray to God to allow me to bend without breaking.
My husband wants to move. He always wants to move. He is a rolling stone. I always want to stay. We moved 6 times in 5 years when we first got married. Long, grueling, cross country moves. I hate to move. I never liked the idea of uprooting the children.
He had this idea that we were going to buy one of those $1 homes in the countryside in Tuscany and fix it up. I reminded him of all the red tape and the multiple hundreds of thousands of dollars it would take to fix it up. Then he really has been on this kick about Texas. He wants to buy land in Texas and live on a ranch. Something about it just doesn't feel right. I've lived in Texas. I have no desire to live in the desert with scorpions, tarantulas, rattlesnakes, and tumbleweeds.
My soul belongs in the Carolinas and the idea of moving just seems exhausting. But things have been changing lately. This pandemic has forced me to reflect on a lot of things. Our lives have changed irreparably. So many sad, bad things have happened but so many new and exciting things too. It has stretched me and made me face a lot of difficult truths.
I was out for a walk last week and really thinking about my life and the future. We moved to Charleston when the children were very little. They were just a few months shy of 1 and 3. We wanted to raise them close to family. In a place where there would be a lot to do and opportunities to grow. It has been that. Our neighborhood has been an amazing one to grow up in. There were always kids playing in the streets and the holidays were magical. Throngs of trick-or-treaters and houses adorned with lights at Christmas. When the kids were young there were always family events and they spent a lot of time with my parents. It was wonderful. Truly everything you would want in a place to raise children.
But things are different now. My family is weird is fractured. If you can even call it a family at all. I have my father and my brother but even they are considering moving. My oldest will graduate next June and my youngest is just 2 years behind her. They don't play outside with the other children anymore.
Speaking of which, this election needs to be over. Not for the reason you are thinking. You think the presidential race is contentious? You should see the vote that is going to happen for the parks in our community. People are losing their minds about it. I've been added to Facebook groups about it, people are wanting to know my opinion about it. I'm just over here like, my kids don't do sports and I'll never use a walking trail that is meant for the other (better) neighborhood in my city so here my bucket of f*cks that I give:
Empty. I have zero f*cks to give about the parks and walking trails.
I'm kind of tired about hearing about the school and about fireworks scaring people's dogs. Even my youngest doesn't plan to graduate from our local high school. I have no skin in the game anymore.
I've done all the things. I ate at all the restaurants. I've been to all the plantations twice. I hate the beach. I don't like it. It doesn't bring me joy. I didn't go to the beach this summer. I live 25 minutes from the Isle of Palms and it never occurred to me to go once. I don't own a boat. I'm not a Salt Life kind of gal.
We both work remotely and can work from anywhere. Once the children graduate, there will be nothing tethering us here. Then what am I supposed to do? Stay in this house that once was full of kids running up and down the stairs and teenagers lounging and laughing in the living room that's now silent? Will it become a tomb for my memories? A place where my husband is constantly badgering me to move to some ranch in Texas.
I don't want any of that. The things that served me no longer serve me. I told him that we can move. But it has to be in the Carolinas. I want to where there are four seasons. We want to buy land, an acre at least and build a house on it. I want it to be some Cold Mountain type shit except without the War and with electricity. We are simple people. Nothing extravagant.
But it needs to have a tin roof because I'm not dealing with replacing a roof in my lifetime and a wrap-around porch. I'll sit out there in the fall with a cup of coffee and listen to Ashokan Farewell and watch the leaves fall off of the trees. It needs a joint office with a big window so we can look outside while we work. "We are getting older and I'm ready for a more quiet life," says my husband. "We will be like 40," I tell him. Raising children has taken a lot out of us.
We want to go somewhere where we don't see our neighbors. Where we are nestled in the woods but a 15-20 minute drive to civilization and a grocery store. Of course, there needs to be an airport. We want to go somewhere where nobody knows our name. Literally the opposite of Cheers.
On a sidenote, I listened to the theme song from Cheers recently and it is BANANAS. Cheers: life is kind of sucky, so you should go to a bar because alcoholism makes things a little better. 8 year old me:
It's a while out, 3 and half years but that gives a lot of time to plan and really be strategic. To pray on it and put it out to the universe. I have faith that we will wind up where we are supposed to be. We always do.
